Albert Zone

A zone much lower than the friend zone; once you're here you may as well give up. Also, you know you are in the zone when you are blocked on all social networks. In other words, you're fucked.

Dude, you are officially in the Albert Zone.

by EP39 October 16, 2014

fat albert

a reagent added to a reaction in order to create the thermodynamically favored enol.

Fat Albert.

by Dr. Suess of Organic Chemistry May 23, 2011

gay albert

if u have a friend and his name is Albert he is gay he has a dad named Dan and he beats Albert with a shovel cause Albert didn't feed the chickens or he didn't come for supper. he also sucks at mine craft. Albert is a big gay... He also buys you necklaces and air pods if he falls deeply in love with you. but u aint no gold digger and you say no CAUSE HES GAY!

gay Albert is a gay fatass

by conwarjoonsoon February 10, 2020

Albert <3

the most amazing boy in the world. everything i really need <3

i love Albert <3

by iluhyew June 13, 2009

albert lea

a crappy small town in southern minnesota at the cross between major highways I-35 and I-90 home to mostly rednecks and druggies

friend a: where do u live
me: albert lea
friend a: o thats cool
me: ... no its not

by dude man bro January 18, 2008

Albert Einstein

The act of ejaculating into the hair of your sexual partner and ruffling their hair in order to disperse the semen. This results in your partner's hair looking white and disheveled like Albert Einstein's.

After I gave Tiffany an Albert Einstein, it took her 30 minutes in the shower to clean all of the semen out of her hair.

by tommydilfiger123 April 2, 2020

Fat albert

A negative term of calling a person "over weight."

or.

Somebodys nickname.

Damn Fat Albert! I't looks like you ate the whole restraunt!

or.

Theres "fat albert" again!

or.

Whats up "fat albert?"

by WoRd! June 12, 2005