airpod

the result of losing a single $100 q-tip

person: nice airpod
person with airpod: shut up infidel

by Ggghhhhggg April 9, 2019

Airpods

Two white cocks hanging out of you ear and blasting music into your fat brain. Often used to flex like ouu.

Oh shit that guy has airpods! He must be RICH holy fakin shit!!!!!!

by TtvEZPECT April 26, 2019

The Slovakian AirPod

The Slovakian AirPod, not to be confused with "The Slovakian Traffic Cone" or "The Slovakian Traffic Stop" is the act of nutting, into a copper pipe, bleeding into it , puking into it, spitting into it, inserting period chunks into it, pissing into it, and shitting into it, then inserting into your partner and/or victims ear and blowing aggressively until the entire scrambled shit show is in their head.

My Dad and I tried out the Slovakian AirPod last night!

by Maximus H April 1, 2024

Minecraft airpods

To craft minecraft airpods, you need 4 iron ingots and a crafting table.
You may be able to wear them on your legs, but don't worry! That's just a bug. They look just like airpods!

I really can't wait to make myself some sweet, tasty, delicious minecraft airpods!

by 😂😂rix😂😐 November 23, 2021

rawdogging airpods

Putting AirPods away in a bag, drawer, etc loose without the case.

I forgot my AirPods case at home so I just decided rawdogging AirPods in my purse would be my best option

by Potter Fan 515 July 14, 2022

airpods

Things for people who CAN'T AFFORD WIRES!!

I think Timmy is broke because he has airpods instead of wires.

by jordan143 February 14, 2019

AirPods

Truly-wireless earbuds made by Apple with the hidden agenda of getting people to switch from wired to wireless.

It's also a misconception that the AirPods are very expensive, because they're not. The 2nd generation AirPods cost $179, which is around the same ballpark for many other good truly-wireless earbuds (e.g. Galaxy Buds Pro). The AirPods Max, however, are overpriced.

This makes the "broke" meme largely flawed and futile.

Pepega: *puts AirPods on*
Me: Hey—
Pepega: SoRrY i CaNt hEaR YoU i DoNt sPeAk bRokE
Me: Weirdo.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2021