airpod shotty

imma catch a body

"airpod shotty, imma catch a body, looking real sussy, real sussy, real sussy

by sussybaka124 November 18, 2021

Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021

Airpods

Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.

You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck

by lorg rat March 17, 2020

AirPods

If you’re broke, stop reading now, this is rich people stuffff. You’re cool if u have AirPods. 😂

Person 1: Do they fall out . The AirPods I mean.

Person 2: Sorry what was that, I don’t speak pooorrrr

by 🧁 CUPCAKESPRINKLES🧁 February 14, 2019

AirPod

The act of making your brain light as air and as small as a pod

Dude I feel like I’m on AirPods

by Arsenic the wolf January 27, 2020

Airpods

2 earbuds, without wires, that’s fits in this small case which you are going to lose unless you have it hooked on a part of your body. Also they are things that kids flex with at school, but it’s all fun and games until Mrs. White says you will get them back at the end of the week, on a Tuesday. Also very overpriced

Person 1: YO MY MOM GOT ME THESE EARBUDS FOR LIKE 20 BUCKS AT WALMART
Person 2: SORRY BRO THESE AIRPODS TAUGHT ME A NEW LANGUAGE AND I DONT SPEAK BROKE ANYMORE A.K.A NON AIRPOD HAVERS

by My handle is in use by someone January 6, 2020

Airpods Case

2 airpods (girls with no ass but big titties) tied up together.

Those 2 girls I met at the bar I turned them into an airpods case, and charged them up with a vibrator.

by browniegang123 July 4, 2025