charity bucket

someone with loosely scattered lips. basically a whore.

its like the charity bucket when it comes by, you feel guilty not to put something in it.

by angry moth April 13, 2009

charity D

When you are at a party and a ugly girl keeps trying to talk to you, you can be rude and tell her to fuck off or slip into a bedroom and give her some CHARITY D.

CHARITY D - being gracious enough to let an unattractive girl enjoy the benefits of your cock.

I don’t like Karen at all, but gave her some Charity D since her husband left her.

I pretty much hate Karen, but gave her some Charity D then ghosted her.

by MSP282 April 20, 2022

Charity Round

A term used to define throwing a round in Call of Duty Search and Destroy to emphasize that the player(s) lost the round on purpose to make the opponents feel better or disregard their lack of skill.

Them (1-5): “Y’all fucking suck how did you lose that?”

You (5-1): “Charity round!”

by mark0rnaah August 14, 2023

Charity Replies

When on an online dating site or app, Charity Replies are when you start chatting with someone who otherwise does not find you attractive, but for some reason continues to reply feeling some sort of obligation. This usually results in ghosting or the friendly fade.

I was talking to this guy on POF. He obviously had no interest in me and was just giving me charity replies cause they were always just one word answers and he wouldn't reply for hours at a time. I can see when he's been online! Then one day he just kind of vanished...

by Tang June 29, 2016

blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"

Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"

by johnydelux1 April 02, 2018

British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.

George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!

by DharmaKarma April 05, 2016

Charity laugh

When something isn’t funny at all.So you fake laugh to make things not akward.

Chloe kept making dad jokes so I gave her a nice charity laugh.

by Boogieokc December 18, 2018