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two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina
That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}
by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016
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Tessa is very stinky she does not smell very nice and does not have many friends other than furries. I can smell Tessa from here and she is bothering me.
by Hahaha you’re mad July 13, 2020
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she is kind and loyal but gets 69% in everything she does she loves men work her out she is funny and calm
aden: do I look good

Tessa: yes can I touch your 8 pack

Aden: tell me more

Tessa: let me touch your candy
by leah is hot July 13, 2022
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an incredibly nice girl who's been through alot. she's funny, smart, and beautiful, but really modest. shes the type where you’d want to marry her but also fuck the shit out of her. always put others before herself and is nice to everyone. shit happened to her but her and her sexy self got through it.
man 1: yo is that tessa! god i’d love to have a girl like her.

man 2: id rather fuck her and have her as my side.

man 3: shameless, i love it.
by dtcfy June 19, 2021
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Tessa is a danish rapper. She tends to rap about nothing, but who she wants to have sexual intercourse with, when, and where. She, like every woman does, always complains about men.
Person1: Yo, wanna listen to some Tessa?
Person2: You fucking disgusting twat. Get out my house.
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an annoying and disgusting person usually a girl who is tall and has brown hair.
That’s so gross! Don’t be a Tessa!
by realredhead March 30, 2022
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tessa my homebush

it is a word that allows people to get the Kentucky plug 24/7 courtesy of your mom
by gawk231 August 22, 2022
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