A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina
by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016
Get the two-twat tessamug. 
A man child who low key looks like a short egg and smells like a sewer rat and loves boys named Nick
by tessabesta123 October 17, 2019
Get the Tessamug. tessa is a one of a kind. you’ll make a joke about her when you first lay your eyes on her but later on you’ll become bestfriends. you might develop feelings and tell your friends about it, one of those friends will tell tessa and it will fuck your whole entire life up. you’ll fall into a depression and contemplating kys. but you’ll have a great time after that, tessa is the most supportive, genuine, and understanding girl or nonbinary person you’ll meet in your entire life.
this was based off my experience with a tessa:)
“i met this girl tessa in the play and we got roles that are lovers! ill get to spend more time with her!”
“i met this girl tessa in the play and we got roles that are lovers! ill get to spend more time with her!”
by violetisrlyhot June 14, 2023
Get the tessamug. by abc chicken August 10, 2025
Get the Tessa Ticklemug. Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"
by you got high with me enin February 14, 2023
Get the Tessa the tank enginemug. she is kind and loyal but gets 69% in everything she does she loves men work her out she is funny and calm
aden: do I look good
Tessa: yes can I touch your 8 pack
Aden: tell me more
Tessa: let me touch your candy
Tessa: yes can I touch your 8 pack
Aden: tell me more
Tessa: let me touch your candy
by leah is hot July 13, 2022
Get the tessamug.