zach

So freaking stupid and nobody really likes him. Zach has 25 gf in 1 yeah dont be a zach

Oh my look at zach he wis with that gitl a week ago i wonder what this ones name is

by Howdy bro June 17, 2017

Zach

a real asshole who probably is blonde and probably fucks 10 year olds from Discord 24/7

Mom, why is there a Zach in this chatroom

by GinaFromTheBlock December 10, 2018

Zach

A person who is very smart, nice, kind, and is very good at magic. When you meet a Zach he can’t help it but to care and/or show you a magic trick.

Zach, show me a magic trick

by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

Zach

Someone who can’t make up his mind about what girl he likes. Has a habit of breaking his ankles, specifically from baseball. Likes many girls at the same time. with a soft spot for brunettes. Never washes or cuts his hair.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.

“So who does Zach like this week?”

“Only God knows.”

by PalacesOutOfParagraphs May 13, 2018

zach

Very annoying. Likes to put bikes up his ass and sits on social media all day.

Person 1: how is that guy walking with a bike up his bummy
Person 2: well its name is Zach

Person 1: ohhh haha yeah I see he's always online

by Stanky Stanley January 7, 2020

Zach

If you have a Zach you are the luckiest person in the world! He is so charming, sweet, kind, and cute. He can be extremely shy at first or when he’s with certain friends. But when he’s with one extremely important friend he is himself. So energetic, happy, and a jokester. If you have a Zach tell him you love him no matter if your dating or not! If he likes someone he might take a while to tell the person so then he likes them for a long time and grows onto them.

Zach is the best person I’ve ever had rock my world.-JM

by JMlove614 June 4, 2019

Zach

A Zach is someone who loves sex but his pull out game isn’t very strong don’t be a Zach

Zach did you cum inside me?

by Big peene March 4, 2019