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Welsh Banquet 

Insubstantial unsatisfying snack.Derived from cheese on toast being called a Welsh Rarebit (Rabbit).
I was absolutely starving but all there was in the fridge was a piece of limp lettuce and half a stick of celery.So I was still hungry after consuming that Welsh Banquet.

welsh wheel barrow 

An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak and her grip will become inadequate leading to her letting go and falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby. (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary. The Welsh Wheel Barrow has been performed since as early as 620 B.C. And stands today as one of the greatest pre sex positions.

Warning: This sexual position is extremely advanced and requires a wealth of experience from both parties, if performed correctly Both man and woman will enjoy the fruits of its labor. If performed correctly it can lead to severe consequences both psychologically and physically. Try at your own risk.
I met this girl at the bar and she gave me a double handed squeezer rimmy so I figured it she would be the perfect girl to try the Welsh Wheel Barrow with, I was not disappointed.

welsh wheel barrow 

An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak and her grip will become inadequate leading to her letting go and falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby. (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary. The Welsh Wheel Barrow has been performed since as early as 620 B.C. And stands today as one of the greatest pre sex positions.

Warning: This sexual position is extremely advanced and requires a wealth of experience from both parties, if performed correctly Both man and woman will enjoy the fruits of its labor. If performed correctly it can lead to severe consequences both psychologically and physically. Try at your own risk.
I met this girl at the bar and she gave me a double handed squeezer rimmy so I figured it she would be the perfect girl to try the Welsh Wheel Barrow with, I was not disappointed.

welsh wheel barrow 

The Welsh Wheel Barrow is An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak causing her hands to let go which will lead to her falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary.
I got a mean double handed squeezer from this girl from the bar so I had no choice but to bring her home and try out the Welsh Wheel Barrow

welsh waterballoon 

When you hold your foreskin closed so the end of your penis fills with urine.
I just did a huge welsh waterballoon in the shower
welsh waterballoon by Jonesy89 August 2, 2024

Welsh Choirboy

A psychopathic muslim terrorist who goes around stabbing kids and being a paedophile too. They also have a fondness for boning goats and shouting Allah Akhbar as they run down the street with a meat cleaver chasing anyone who is white.

When they commit a major crime (like beheading a stranger or running over multiple people with a lorry who were just celebrating Christmas) they get arrested and the media cover up the whole incident In the UK, goat shagger lovers like Keir Starmer say the terrorist was misunderstood and give them a suspended sentence. The leftist media also show a picture of the noncey killer as a schoolboy and tell the public they were a Welsh national who sang in his school choir.
Muhamed (just off the boat from France) - “I’m off to stab some innocent white girls cuz Allah wants me too”
Abdul “Id love to do that too but I can’t come. I’m shagging my 2 year old sister now and my goat later”.

The BBC newsreader later that evening “A British man has been arrested for trying to help some girls dance along to songs and accidentally spilled ketchup on them. Some right ring extremist snuck in and stabbed all the girls dead, and has tried to pin it on this good man. Neighbours report him as a friendly young Welsh choirboy”.
Welsh Choirboy by Fcukleftists November 26, 2025