Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.

Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.

by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019

dick touching contest

A situation, act or struggle between two or more people which one or more parties do not wish to continue because it is stupid, pointless, or inane.

We used to hide each other's keys to make the other late, but it was a total dick touching contest, so I stopped doing it.

by thisispointless0 May 5, 2011

Gas Trucking

To get incredibly drunk, drink large volumes of alcohol

Peter: John will you be gas trucking this Saturday Night?

John: Of course the gas truck will be out!

by sb2322 April 7, 2015

ledge touching

When you accidentally send a seductive text to a school group chat and have to cover up your bad actions.

Does it make you nervous when I touch your ledge.

Ledge touching

by Amy2155 April 24, 2017

Gut Touching

Getting dick down so good feels as of one internal organs are rearranging

Its rainning the good gut touching weather

by BigBill1025 July 18, 2018

funny touching

When things are starting to get really, really feisty and you start funny touching each other in a secretive manner.

Remember Kayla, Mom said no funny touching in the movies!

by bikergang420 April 23, 2019

Front Trunking

The act of waving your penis up and down like an Elephants trunk whilst wearing an Elephant G-String and making elephant sounds.

Shower me with your Front Trunk!, Been Front Trunking since been Front Trunking.

by AbAbsurnwef54665465465wfwefwef May 9, 2019