book toucher

Derogatory. A person who pursues a career in library and information science based on a romanticized ideal of surrounding oneself with books and other cultural objects. A book toucher typically harbors disdain for library patrons, despite the library's fundamental role as an institution by and for community members.

Barbara the book toucher would prefer if no patrons visited the library all day, since they would simply ruin the books it is her duty to protect.

by librarianical November 22, 2025

Tim Toucher

You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?

Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.

Characteristics: Torta

P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"

P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"

by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025

Toby Toucher

Someone who, despite being younger than you, still manages to molest you.

Dude, I cant with these Toby Touchers. They keep touching me.

by technofishy_ June 19, 2024

toucher de l'herbe

toucher de l'herbe (noun) - one who enjoys or has touched grass in their lifetimes at least once; one who actually goes outside and enjoys the world outside
toucher de l'herbe (adjective) - with the ability to enjoy the outside world
toucher de l'herbe (verb) - to touch or have had touched grass; to enjoy real life
toucher de l'herbe (adverb) - in a way completed while touching grass

Holy cow! There's no need to be toucher de l'herbe here! I can't believe you fell for it!

by herobrine049X January 7, 2023

Eyebrow toucher

Fucking weirdo

Look at that fucker over there, that fucker is an eyebrow toucher for sure

by Danny Dan Daniels September 24, 2023

Duck Toucher

An insult to use when you want someone to become aware of your displeasure with them but also leave them unable to quantify how offended they should be.

Maybe if you weren't such a duck toucher , we wouldn't be dealing with this right now.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023