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Philly tampon

A standing ovation for a professional athlete to stop the bleeding and stimulate production out of the $300 million invested on an 11yr contract.
Did you see the Philly Tampon the game Trey Turner the other day?
by Let’s go Philly September 4, 2023
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Philly tampon

A standing ovation for a professional athlete to stop the bleeding of poor performance and stimulate production out of the $300MM/11yr investment.
Did you see the Philly Tampon the fans gave Trey Turner the other day?
by Let’s go Philly September 4, 2023
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al dente tampon

The al dente tampon is the action of removing such cotton finger from a lady while she’s on her “red week” you make a wish then throw it at the wall. If it sticks the wish shall come true
Dude how did you get that job?

My lady told me I should try the Al dente tampon and it worked
by dwilbs7 May 19, 2022
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Satan's Tampon

a spiritual trauma bomb, specifically fitted for a metaphorical suicide vest
"DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"

A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."
by Satans-Tampon November 6, 2023
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Periodt, no tampon

Period is another word for a cis-womans monthly discharge, and a tampon is used for them to control it. This phase is use for a ironic, humorous affect.
"She gon' get dragged periodt, no tampon".
by SlangLiterature October 21, 2020
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Tampon Tag

A family game for kids of all ages, although primarily played among teenagers aged 13-17. This game consists of one or more persons supplying used, bloody tampons, and distributing them evenly throughout the group. You then run around like the game 'tag' and whoever has the most stuck on them at the end loses. And the least wins.
by Lola Flores December 29, 2010
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dick tampon

Pieces of toilet paper that get stuck to your dick. The pieces roll up beneath your foreskin and absorb urine throughout the day.
Man I got some toilet paper stuck to my dick last night. But it's fine because it turned into a dick tampon and kept my dick dry!
by LobsterHustle May 5, 2017
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