optionitis

sick of making choices. very similar to the laziness of senioritis.

I can't decide, man, my optionitis is flaring.

by walkwithme June 9, 2016

Option 2

Two or more people watching pornography or sex

Yo man let’s watch some option 2

by Reqierd711 June 24, 2024

OptionAl

No option orders to comply specifically for people named Al. Not to be confused with the word optional which is meant for everyone else.

Failure is not an OptionAl.

by SprinklesofKnowledge October 11, 2021

optionable chocolate browser

Yummy food.

The kid received an optionable chocolate browser this Sunday, and he kept eating it until it became an optionabillity-covered-theme browser.

by ccchowmeta135 January 5, 2023

.9.More Option.9.

.9.More Option.9.

.9.More Option.9.

by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025

horsiz optional

What you eye-twinklingly add as a hasty "aside" after saying "hey" to someone, before they can impishly shoot back with da "standard" retort of "Hey iz fer horsiz".

I would sincerely hope dat it would be "horsiz optional" instead of "mandatory" when saying "hey" to someone... not dat I don't totally love those large gorgeous friendly four-legged mammals, but I wouldn't wanna hafta care for a whole herd of dem.

by QuacksO January 5, 2020

Option B

It's short for secure additional funding. Option B is to secure additional funding.

I need my car fixed but I really don't have the money for it rn. Welp, time for option b.

by I do carloans August 3, 2019