I just can’t believe the tree drift in our yard because our next-door neighbor never raked his leaves.
by Corn Pop October 10, 2019
The act of disguising one's self as a small Japanese Professor of Electronics and floating like a cloud around the room. Very impressive.
by Professor John Frink January 10, 2013
The art of laying on your back in the river Taff in south Wales; naked with a sail attached to your erect penis.
The old bridge in Ponty is a popular meeting point for gay drifters. Races are held on the third Sunday in every month.
The old bridge in Ponty is a popular meeting point for gay drifters. Races are held on the third Sunday in every month.
Kev: What you up to today then Mike Fillery?
Mike: I'm off down Ponty with Drew for a bit of gay drifting, you coming?
Kev: No
Mike: I'm off down Ponty with Drew for a bit of gay drifting, you coming?
Kev: No
by Mike Fillery November 15, 2008
The erection that one finds themselves with over the course of the school day. This erection always occurs when ones mind wanders off from the lecture at hand during the last 2 minutes before the period is over. This occurs as a means to create the awkward "boner tuck" or "boner shield" created by notebooks to prevent it from being seen. The boner is not a direct result of any sexual fantasy, but as a way of your body playing the "let's see how awkward this can get" game.. Tricky bastard
"What is he doing with his notebooks?"
"Oh dude, he totally has drift-wood and is shielding"
"RYAN HAS A BONER!" (Yell to everyone in the hall)
"Oh dude, he totally has drift-wood and is shielding"
"RYAN HAS A BONER!" (Yell to everyone in the hall)
by kneebracey December 15, 2011
When you start searching the internet for one thing and end up looking at a series of unrelated things, usually culminating in browsing memes or that "one weird trick" you didn't know you needed to complete your life.
Me: "Hey Amy, what'cha doing?"
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
by ITGuy49 January 22, 2017
n. an extensively modified vehicle that serves both as one's daily driver and serious drift car
v. owning and operating such a vehicle
v. owning and operating such a vehicle
by DRFTmonkeh June 30, 2011
Guy 1: "Man, i slipped out and landed in her ass, and she didnt make me stop. i was in heaven!"
Guy 2: "Ah, drift meat. ::high five!:: those chicks usually let you a2m them after."
Guy 2: "Ah, drift meat. ::high five!:: those chicks usually let you a2m them after."
by guardLK August 06, 2008