Trauma butler

Expression used in South Africa to describe those friends who always give you the bad news

Piers: Hi Margot, what's wrong? You're looking old today...

Later, Margot to friend Emily

Gosh, Piers is such a trauma butler!

by NicoB February 28, 2011

butlers beating

When the penis causes so much pain to the vagina it's described as a butlers beating

I can't sit down today, Adam was over last nite and gave me a butlers beating

by Fretking26 June 19, 2017

butler zoned

When a person's relationship with someone they are attracted to resembles that of a butler and their employer.

John: Are Tom and Jane going out?
Mike: No, he just does her homework for her. He's totally butler zoned.

by roosterkauf October 3, 2012

Chelsea butler

Chelsea butler is a bueatiful Young gay girl around 13/14 she is known to be short yet nice but never get on her bad side. She will make dad jokes but doesn't have a dad. She walks extremely slow and will bully you for walking to fast even if your walking normal pace she just has little legs and wont admit it its fine. You can find these Chelsea's hanging out with emos so if you try to find one she will be with an emo

that emo is hanging out with Chelsea butler that poor emo

by Kaitlin_2004 August 23, 2022

hash butler

When a fellow smoke gal or your mr bill danteville chong mate is rolling and absolute hashy bazonger mctasty but halfway through the procedure said male or otherwise female companion has to go and check on the curry in the oven. As they run out of the room (cheekily) they call back, "oi hammy, can you just stick rest o tha hash in't joint please pal, the curry is getting hot". Then you just have to fill that ainsly harriot up no questions asked.

dominatrix tallulah - "oh hamdizzle, i forgot i left my dog out in this blistering storm. I hope it hasn't been blown away. Ill just be two mins. Can you just wack the rest of my hash in that jonwayne"
Hamboy - "maan, why am i such a hash butler butt fumbler. Damn im hungry tho"

by I am hamboy December 9, 2018

henry butler

a person who is more obsessed with video games than his own life

"I have a Date tonight"
"how did it go"
"not well turns out it was a henry butler

by viktheviking August 2, 2018

Victoria Butler

She is a f*cking b*tch if you know a Victoria Butler you know for a fact she is an absolute skank wanker.

Victoria Butler tried to get me to overdose on McDonalds Chicken Nuggets

by QueefLove27 September 8, 2020