The Brad Flip

Being and absolute fucking retard and combining acid, coke, lean, xans, and weed.

Some retard who did the brad flip: bro i brad flipped so fucking hard i almost died

by tekkstasy November 7, 2023

The Bradbury manoeuvre

When a person in possession of a penis bends it between their legs to insert it into a hole, whether into their own anus or (if intersex) a vagina if they possess one. This does not require ejaculation and is a form of masturbation.

A variation of this manoeuvre is “a Licks Bradbury”, where you ingest the residue left on the penis after by scraping it off with a spoon and licking it.

Person 1: “Did you hear about John? He enjoys doing the Bradbury manoeuvre!”

Person 2: “A licks Bradbury?”

Person 1: “John’s a licks Bradbury champion!!”

by Sciencebadmintonguy January 21, 2026

Flick the bead

Rubbing of the clitoris

Aw baby flick the bead & make me squirt

by Clake August 2, 2016

clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"

"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"

by litcrazymovie December 7, 2024

Breading the chicken

On a hot sweaty day, refreshing the male testicles with Gold Bond Powder. Not only is it cooling and fantastic but it is also a dire necessity.

Adam : Yo Ryan where did you go?
Ryan : Sorry man i was breading the chicken.
Adam : Word, hook me up with the Gold Bond.

by sharethewealthylt December 18, 2010

The Babylonian Breadstick

A sexual act where sandpaper is rubbed on the man's penis until it bleeds before penetration

Rob: Dude, my girlfriend did The Babylonian Breadstick on me last night.
Mike: Really, how was it?
Rob: It hurt like hell!

by fucboi98000 August 31, 2016

The Bum Bead Monkey

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.

Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there

by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010