Thanos

A pruny ass grape

person 1: did you see thanos in infinity war?

person 2: yeah that bitch ass was pruny as fuck

by steve rogers July 7, 2018

Thanos

The thickest titan in the universe. Has a passion for space rocks, Claims he's inevitable, looks like a purple prune.Likes to make an entrance everywhere he goes! :)

Thanos the geologist!

by Marvelfan2022 December 29, 2021

THANOS

imma just say what where all thinking...*ahem*HE IS A BIG RAISiN WITH LEGS AND 1,000,000 CHINS

example in sentence... my thanosRAY--ZEN Is trying to destroy the avengers again

by OOMPA LOOMPA DOPITY DOO February 4, 2021

Thanos

I large nice purple grape with a chin that looks like Goku's hair. He has a shiny golden gauntlet that can hold 6 colorful rocks of power. Each rock has its own power. His hobbies are massive genocide, making stuff in stores 50% off, and killing his own daughter. He is the greatest Titan of all time.

"Man, Thanos is literally the greatest insurance company ever!"

by Agitated C. Juice March 22, 2021

Thanos

A big strong grape with anger issues and is also a kidnapper. He also has an undersized oven mitt with shiny overpowered stones on them. ALSO HE DA GUY FROM FORTNITE.

Iron man: Oh na we is losing
Doctor Strange: Hey nah we is winning

Iron man: Why u is tell me
Thanos: With da power of dis stone MIGHTY SNAP

by TopSorcery January 3, 2023

Thanos

Died in endgame

thanos

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

Thanos

Purple grape with an obsession with rocks and is married to Thaniqua the great. Very attractive and sexy. Chin looks like the back of yeezys.

Ohh, look at Thanos. He has a huge purple cock!!

by nobody oompa April 29, 2019