Teacher

Either the coolest person ever or the worst piece of shit you will ever meet, never in between.

1) I love my new history teacher he is so cool!
2) I fucking hate my math teacher she is such a bitch.

by Edgar_Deutschland January 1, 2015

Teacher

The army of minions employed by Robert Nevilis to issue his new torture device, homework. To this day, they are still bent on torturing their students with this evil method, although some teachers have broken away from these ways and started actually teaching.

Student: Ugh, I hate teachers!
Other student: They're not all terrible, my teacher's a good teacher

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021

Teacher

Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.

Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.

by Fyulp June 29, 2016

Teacher

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by Tesla_21 June 21, 2019

Teacher

Someone who says “I’m here because I care” and yet they yell at you all the fucking time. And then it makes you want to blow up the school and t-bag the ruble

This teacher’s Fucking retarded

by Wackocoolnes October 25, 2019

Teacher

Someone who tortures kids with heavy amounts of homework. But when you get your work done on time they can be fun people to be with.

''That teacher really likes torturing kids with their homework''
''Hey Billy did you meet Miss.L? shes so funny''

by Justagirl2003 June 12, 2017

Teacher

The nagging, annoying person who gives you homework and teaches you useless stuff that won’t help you later in life.

Teacher: homework homework HOMEWORK!!!

Guy 1: can that teacher just SHUT UP already?

Guy 2: nope.

by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018