Lumpy ruthaford

When one person fills thier mouth with cottage cheese and then performs oral sex.

He told me he wanted a lumpy ruthaford, but I don't like cottage cheese!

by Lactose intolerant guy September 2, 2021

Lumpy Garfields

Lady with Genital Warts

You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields

by sittinherebored November 24, 2021

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven August 10, 2016