An old man who stayed in the tub too long and turned into an actual raisin who wanted to make cookies and so he put on his oven sparkly oven mitt.
"Look I see a raisin in space with an oven mitt!"
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
by TeeheeUsuck May 2, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance
by xercmercus July 6, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. A big ass purple boi who destroyed the avengers and are know out for revenge. He accidentally snapped his fingers listening to crab rave and destroyed people. Ant-man will "for sacrifice" go up his butt hole and expand making Thanos deader than dead.
quit being a thanos
by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019
Get the THANOSmug. thanos is mr big purple alien thumb man. he has a very nice rock collection on his yellow oven mitten. the marvel guys and avengers people (who stink) are buly him 4 no reason. thanos come from plant titan and thanos has weird chin
thanos is a big gay
by Dank Guy 69 420 666 May 18, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. I large nice purple grape with a chin that looks like Goku's hair. He has a shiny golden gauntlet that can hold 6 colorful rocks of power. Each rock has its own power. His hobbies are massive genocide, making stuff in stores 50% off, and killing his own daughter. He is the greatest Titan of all time.
by Agitated C. Juice March 22, 2021
Get the Thanosmug. Purple grape with an obsession with rocks and is married to Thaniqua the great. Very attractive and sexy. Chin looks like the back of yeezys.
by nobody oompa April 29, 2019
Get the Thanosmug.