tent city

1) The poorest section of the poorest neighborhood of any city. Usually populated by the homeless.
2) Hilton's Tent City, a camping store in Boston, whose owners apparently were not aware of definition 1.

1) His old neighborhood was slowly turning into a tent city.
2) Want to go to Tent City and buy some wordTimberland/word boots?

by Doc Sigma August 25, 2003

Meat Tent

The little tent made from bed sheets by the hard-on of a guy lying on his back underneath them. This is most commonly associated with adolescent males experiencing erotic dreams that often result in nocturnal emissions, but ANY male capable of an erection can "put up a meat tent" while in bed.

The other night I had a hot dream about my wife and woke up with a giant meat tent going on. I mean, it was like the big top! You could've had a circus in there!

by Andrew June 21, 2006

tent-pitcher

(n.) A great idea, enticing enough to induce an erection just by thinking about it.

"Oh, man! I just got a tent-pitcher!"

by MFT May 28, 2005

freak tent

A tent at a circus in the old days. Inside the tent all the "freaks" people with physical disabilities sat and people would gawk aat them.

The child screamed as she ran out of the freak tent.

by Matt Blair April 23, 2006

Tent Madness

Being in a crowded tent for a period of time causing complete hysteria and insane behavior. Usually fatal.

*middle of the night in a tent*
Avi: Jules are you ok your eyes are all bloodshot?
Jules: IM FUCKING FINE
Sam: I think he has tent madness. why are you holding a bat?
Jules: *Starts to beat the others with a baseball bat*

by chiawala111 August 28, 2010

tent love

When sleeping in a smaller tent while camping and being molested by your drunken partner. Can be either homosexual or straight molestation but unwanted attention nonetheless. Usually happens after a few too many drinks around the campfire.

The rest of the hike sucked since I was walking funny thanks to the tent love that I got from Matt last night

by cory's mom12 September 5, 2007

Tent Fart

To fart under a blanket while keeping someone confined in the." Tent".

" Hey!" Said the little girl. " let me out! Your blanket smells like rotten eggs!

Then her big brother laughed and yelled out " ha ah you will reek the havoc of my Tent Fart!".

by Pocket Bubble November 4, 2013