A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina
by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016
Get the two-twat tessamug. tessa is a one of a kind. you’ll make a joke about her when you first lay your eyes on her but later on you’ll become bestfriends. you might develop feelings and tell your friends about it, one of those friends will tell tessa and it will fuck your whole entire life up. you’ll fall into a depression and contemplating kys. but you’ll have a great time after that, tessa is the most supportive, genuine, and understanding girl or nonbinary person you’ll meet in your entire life.
this was based off my experience with a tessa:)
“i met this girl tessa in the play and we got roles that are lovers! ill get to spend more time with her!”
“i met this girl tessa in the play and we got roles that are lovers! ill get to spend more time with her!”
by violetisrlyhot June 14, 2023
Get the tessamug. Tessa is a very erratic, or unpredictable girl. She is always by that one shorter Harry Potter loving blonde friend. They spend 24 hours together and you can't, with all your might separate these girls. Tessa is a loving, loyal, outgoing friend and even if she may be shy in front of big audiences, in front of friends and family, she is a crazy, wild friend.
Person 1: I wish Tessa was here
Person 2: Wait who's tessa?
Person 1: Tessa is the best person you will ever meet in your life! Everyone needs a Tessa in their life.
Person 2: Wait who's tessa?
Person 1: Tessa is the best person you will ever meet in your life! Everyone needs a Tessa in their life.
by UrGrandmasHipReplacement December 18, 2022
Get the Tessamug. Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.
by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022
Get the Tessa-Tess of Tescosmug. 
She smells good.
by Yaas man September 4, 2017
Get the Tessamug. Tessa Clark's love america. They say the pledge of allegiance out loud. They also like crushing up chips and love buzz feed quizzes. They are superman's sister and if they were a food they would be a muffin.
by I Love America and Muffins September 21, 2022
Get the Tessa Clarkmug.