two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina

That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}

by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016

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Tessa is very stinky she does not smell very nice and does not have many friends other than furries. I can smell Tessa from here and she is bothering me.

Ew she sinks, must be a Tessa!

by Hahaha you’re mad July 13, 2020

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A Tessa is smart and works hard but and is *always* an overachiever. She tries very hard with sports and schoolwork. She strives to be a doctor and to finish med school. She puts a lot of pressure on herself and you can always find her up at 2 AM during exam season. She likes to get recognized and complemented for her **HARD** work in everything.

Oh wow, she tries so hard, she must be a Tessa.

by lizzy.frizzy.yah! May 14, 2019

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Tessa g is typically a really lazy bitch who binge watches shows in under a day for example, sex and the city, gossip girl, friends and cheers.

Oh look at that “tessa g” I don’t want you to be lazy like that missy.

by George John Washington October 6, 2020

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tessa is a one of a kind. you’ll make a joke about her when you first lay your eyes on her but later on you’ll become bestfriends. you might develop feelings and tell your friends about it, one of those friends will tell tessa and it will fuck your whole entire life up. you’ll fall into a depression and contemplating kys. but you’ll have a great time after that, tessa is the most supportive, genuine, and understanding girl or nonbinary person you’ll meet in your entire life.

this was based off my experience with a tessa:)

“i met this girl tessa in the play and we got roles that are lovers! ill get to spend more time with her!”

by violetisrlyhot June 14, 2023

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