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book toucher

Derogatory. A person who pursues a career in library and information science based on a romanticized ideal of surrounding oneself with books and other cultural objects. A book toucher typically harbors disdain for library patrons, despite the library's fundamental role as an institution by and for community members.
Barbara the book toucher would prefer if no patrons visited the library all day, since they would simply ruin the books it is her duty to protect.
by librarianical November 22, 2025
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Tim Toucher

You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?

Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.

Characteristics: Torta
P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"

P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"
by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025
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Toby Toucher

Someone who, despite being younger than you, still manages to molest you.
Dude, I cant with these Toby Touchers. They keep touching me.
by technofishy_ June 19, 2024
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Toucher

A very rare name pronounced (Two-cher).
People with this name are usually into a variety of sports and are talented at anything they want to be good at. He is good looking but doesn’t like to draw attention with his looks. He is very loud and energetic around their friends but are very quiet when around others. He acts like he’s stupid but others know that he’s actually very smart. Touchers usually get picked on the most in groups and never stands up for themselves because of this they are easy targets. He likes being alone but also enjoys the company of others. He doesn’t have a best friend but he has many friends. No one really understands Toucher and they don’t really seem to care about understanding him either. Once you get to know a him better he can be a bright person. He usually never asks for help and doesn’t really like expressing his true feelings that much. All he wants is to be special to someone and have someone that he can talk to comfortably about his true feelings. He cares lot about the people around him and tries to help others them without them knowing. He may be a little weird and goofy at times but overall he is a nice guy. If you find a Toucher, give him a chance. He doesn’t like letting go.
“Oh hey, isn’t that Toucher over there? Let’s go say hi.”
“Toucher could you close my door on your way out? Thanks.”
by woohimoohi November 20, 2023
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Eyebrow toucher

Look at that fucker over there, that fucker is an eyebrow toucher for sure
by Danny Dan Daniels September 24, 2023
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Duck Toucher

An insult to use when you want someone to become aware of your displeasure with them but also leave them unable to quantify how offended they should be.
Maybe if you weren't such a duck toucher , we wouldn't be dealing with this right now.
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