Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 10, 2009
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Vagen Toucher

When the vegan teacher turns horny, she becomes Vagen Toucher and touches your boojaina in German. She turns into Vagen Toucher only during Destroy Dick December.
Person 1: "Bye, I'm gonna go outside."
Person 2: "Beware of the Vagen Toucher, it's December."
by Wig eater October 04, 2024
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Duck Toucher

An insult to use when you want someone to become aware of your displeasure with them but also leave them unable to quantify how offended they should be.
Maybe if you weren't such a duck toucher , we wouldn't be dealing with this right now.
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Toucherism

Toucherism is a Paraphilia and is very simmilar to Molestation. Toucherism is also referred to as Frotteruism and involve's rubbing, usually one's pelvic area or erect penis, against a non-consenting person for sexual pleasure. It may involve touching any part of the body, including the genital area.
Female: ARE YOU RUBBING YOU COCK AGAINST ME!?!?
Male: Tone it down, or other's will hear.
Female: THIS IS TOUCHERISM!!!
by Leonell Zykowich July 13, 2018
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