rubber thumper

When you making love to a chick hittin it from the back, then you pull out a rubber band and snap her asshole

I was fuckin this bitch from the back and hit her with the rubber thumper, best orgasm ever

by KoNvIcT747 February 23, 2022

toilet thumper

Some one who falls asleep on the toilet and soon falls off to their own demise.

We heard snoring but played it off but about 10 minutes later we heard a sudden thump and realised Brians mom had pulled a toilet thumper.

by BoXeR311 January 4, 2005

rug thumper

Insulting term for a Muslim, especially one from the Middle East. It comes from the Muslim practice of praying by prostrating oneself on a rug.

Leave the Christian dune coon alone. Only shoot the rug thumpers.

by Ritzy Cracker December 1, 2010

MONKEY THUMPER

Used to descibe a firearm carried by police officers.

Cop 1: We're issused the Smith and Wesson 4006 pistol.

Cop 2: Wow! That's a nice monkey thumper.

by The Real Malice August 12, 2006

Bible Thumper

Annoying people who attempt to shove their religion down your throat when you're clearly interested in more important matters..

My friend Brad tried to go all Bible Thumper on me to get me to go to a sermon at 4 AM!

by Carl Juniors' son January 23, 2014

bible thumper

Someone of the Christian religion who acts like a wacko and 80% of the time they are hypocrites. They shove their beliefs down your throat and are very judge mental.

Person: Don't go near that her, she's a bible thumper. She attacked me because I watch AHS and listen to Rise Against.

Bible Thumper: WHAT DO YOU THINK GOD THINKS ABOUT THAT HMMMMMM??

by yoyiggity June 21, 2014

Bible-Thumper

Bible Thumper (noun) (1)used to describe an individual who believes in the absolute word for word truth of the bible to the absolute exclusion of all other philosophical, spiritual, esoteric and religious belief systems. (2)Person who has been irretrievably brainwashed into believing that the bible is true in every word despite considerable evidence that it is based on the Sumerian Tablets and Vedas but altered heavily so it appears 'godly' and 'creationy'. Refuses to acknowledge that the bible was considerably altered by Emperor Constantine and the Council of Niscea around 500AD.
Bible Thumpers (plural) Term laterally applied to all extreme right wing christian groups who use the bible as a basis upon which to justify extreme acts of hate or violence (Westboro Baptist Church comes under this heading)

Fred) the bible is totally true every word!!
Joe) Bible-Thumper.....

by GlycerineOxide May 31, 2014