He is poggers and has life and has really big shlong and is big dicked and loves women and gets all the women and has the sex with the women and he likes women.
by Maybe Thomas November 6, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. A super cute and handsome guy with a huge penis. He is the most perfect boyfriend especially for a Sarah. Thomas will you give lots of love and attention.
by Ricketyrecked June 20, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. by Whenthenightfalls February 2, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. The best sex you'll ever had along with the best damn intellectual you'll ever meet. This boy is contagious, and you want this fever.
by Bdehaven August 18, 2016
Get the Thomasmug. Basically a well rounded animal that comes out at night to find weed. They are quite friendly unless u step on ther shoes .Then all bets are off cuz Thomas's come equipped with Pokemon socks that will kick ur ass hard.if u ever encounter one it's best to just stay out of it's way and offer it backwoods or weed.
by Burnt potato June 10, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is just another name of a player. A guy who will make you feel good about yourself and loved, until he decides he doesn’t love you anymore. He’ll be with one girl, then leave them for you. Honey, he’s just gonna do the same to you. He could be your neighbor, or even your best friend, so watch out, and stay safe. 😁
by thatgirl789 September 25, 2020
Get the Thomasmug.