Thomas

a Son of a fucking bitch who always steel shit

You fucking Thomas

Fuck you gimmime your lunch money

by Unknown 825 February 26, 2020

Thomas

Thomas is a piece of shit, he’ll lie cheat and manipulate you in every way possible and in the end he’ll either blame you or his “rough week”

“He do you know Thomas”
“You mean that cunt that my friends were right about? Nope never heard of him”

by Anonbish October 24, 2019

Thomas

He is poggers and has life and has really big shlong and is big dicked and loves women and gets all the women and has the sex with the women and he likes women.

Man Thomas is really hot and cool i love his big fat juciy shlong

by Maybe Thomas November 6, 2020

Thomas

A dick who try's to flirts women everyday and fuck them as if they are his sex toys.

"Say no to Pornhub"
-Thomas the pervert

by Whenthenightfalls February 2, 2017

Thomas

The best sex you'll ever had along with the best damn intellectual you'll ever meet. This boy is contagious, and you want this fever.

Holy shit, she's dating a SUCH a Thomas.

by Bdehaven August 18, 2016

Thomas

A very handsome individual, who is always yearning for the outdoors. Usually loves sports, especially hockey and is extremely intelligent. Usually likes people whose names start with "J" and often their best friend or girlfriend will have a name that starts with j. Is a big nerd, but is still hot.

Person 1: Thomas and Jubillee are so happy together.

by June38.4 November 14, 2016

Thomas

Thomas's are individuals who say they live in the middle of the country, but in reality live 10 minutes from the city. Thomas's are highly efficient in sober sniping. Thomas's always take take advantage of the situation regardless of age or gender. They are usually found getting "Drunk" off of 3 twisted teas while sitting in a corner, waiting for his pray. Very smart and often find jobs in the software development field. Little man but has a big personality and humungous calfs. Also little woods are most common.

Friend 1- Hey I woke up in a strangers bed this morning not sure how I got there.

Friend 2- It sounds like you were sober sniped
Friend 1- God damn it Thomas I'm only 12!

by countryboyjk October 4, 2018