kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism

1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."

by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017

JAR KLUX KLAN

a group of very wise people including
babywicked

BKlauren(hamburger)
kreepnasty
sunnyboy
Jun 🐴
bubba
Catshonia 🥺
Morales
chief....
Maggie, that’s kreepnastys lady

person: who's the JKK

us:OH THE JAR KLUX KLAN group of very,very wise individuals

by LBACKWOOD February 22, 2022

Jew Klux Klan

When you use race or semitic origins as a way to gage or increase the yield of truth or evidence in a debate.

"Well the scholar is jewish, he opt to know more about the old testament!" Hey! This is a Jew Klux Klan fallacy.

by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk March 30, 2025

Kool Aid Klan

A group of "people" who love Kool aid. They dress up in big black hooded sheets with torches and guns. They're Arch enemies with the klu Klux Klan.

Woman: Oh My God, that group of people are robbing the bank!

Woman 2: Its probably the Kool Aid Klan

by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024

Klanned

The act of having a shit stained pair of underwear placed on your head and face

Nico was not paying attention at the gym and he ended up getting klanned . I believe he enjoyed it

by Thor from Whitestone May 29, 2024