Friendzone

When you are a DDurz and get no women

Bro your luck is so horrible, you are pulling a Ddurz style Friendzone like every night.

by Duhflame October 10, 2023

Friendzoned

Friendzoned by your crush 😭😢😭😢😢😭. But you used to date him over the summer

I got friendzoned buy my crush that I use to date

by That weirdo88 October 10, 2019

Friendzone

You're not good enough to fuck me but you can do things for me and validate me... And if you don't accept inferiority you're dehumanizing me. This isn't emotional blackmail.

Hym "You're not more emotionally intelligent than anyone and the fact that you and society have been able to successfully emotionally blackmail men into being friends with you isn't evidence of anything. Why? Because they don't have a choice! If they AREN'T willing to be to be your friend they are ACTIVELY DEHUMANIZING YOU! And you can't dehumanize women so... There. They have to settle for the shit-relationship (and they would upgrade to the good relationship if they could) or else they are dehumanizing women. ADDITIONALLY! If your guy friends are inbetween relationships or are hooking up, it isn't really the same as being alone now is it? And those studies showing the sexual satisfaction of lesbians proves me right again. Lesbians are just women pretending to be fat cocks. Do they use dildos? Are they big-fat-cock sized dildos? I'm correct again.

I've addressed this already. And you mock Jordan Peterson but the political conflict between you is nothing more than 'I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR MY DAUGHTER!' and you respond 'But Daddy I'm a big girl now! I should be able to do whatever I want! Everyone should have to be fine with everything I do, forever! HUH!? OH NO! CONSEQUENCES! DADDY! Shield me from consequences! Dispose of my offspring! Make the mean man respect me!' It's embarrassing. If you're going to set the bar for dehumanization that low, that if I'm not willing to live a sexless life and be friends with women, why should I even give a shit? Why not move somewhere where people generally just give a shit less about your want and whim? Sign me up for the sex-trafficing organ-farm breeding camps. I'm already doing the dehumanizing to you by not tolerating the retard sex. Why not go all in? I'm only expendable in-so-far-as I am a hazard to YOU. So, why not just go some place where YOUR wants don't matter? Escape the all-consuming blackhole created by your choice. The friendzone."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2023

Friendzone

Some obscure place where you are sent when nobody loves you back. Full of spiders and dangers. Not cool at all.

Dan: Karen, I love u
Karen: Sorry Dan, I dont love you back (sad face) But we can be frie-
((Then an interdimensional door opens))
Dan: (falling into the dark) Oh well, it seems like I'm falling into the friendzone

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

friendzoned

When you become such goods friends with someone that you are "in the zone"

We're so in the friendzone *highfives*
I love that you friendzoned me

by Saniiiiiik June 18, 2018

Friendzone

The Alcatraz of one’s love life. Very few people have escaped

All men try their hardest to avoid the dangerous friendzone.

by Word from the wise May 30, 2018

endzone friendzoned

When you succeed to make a big play or gesture to impress someone, yet the romantic relationship does not occur.

Olivia Munn flirted with John Mulany while he was in rehab, but once he left his wife, Olivia endzone friendzoned him by opting to "dial things back."

by Ronald Buddie August 29, 2021