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Train Stopper

someone who stops a train by jumping in front of it
John: did you hear what happened to Jackie she became a train stopper
Amy: what a train stopper
John: its someone who jumps in front of a train to end their life
by Prophetzghost June 24, 2019
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Random cum stopper

The act of stopping someone from cuming by yelling random words at them while they are at the point of climax.
She said that she was about to cum, so i pulled a "random cum stopper" and yelled "what does the fox say". She lost her orgasum.
by Ppablo April 25, 2014
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my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
by Mirukal October 17, 2020
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My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court
by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023
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Knee Stopper

The act of pulling apart your butt-cheeks and putting them on a knee while you have violent diarreah. The knee will block of the diarreah and make it fly in every direction.
One time, when I was little, I was sitting on my my mom's lap and I accidentily gave her a Knee Stopper. Whoops.
by Octavio Hermendez November 5, 2006
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show stopper

A top of the line woman. Most beautiful of most beautiful. God's gift to man. (this term can not be lightly thrown around)
Wow, look at her, she is a show stopper.
by skrilla bobcat February 20, 2010
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nobody stepped on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that's currently on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody stepped on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
by SmellsPrettyBad March 6, 2008
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