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spider on the ceiling

The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.
Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.
by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009
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Spider-Man 3

A very underrated and under appreciated movie. The movie’s critical failure was mostly due to the studio (Sony) pushing Sam Raimi (Director) to have venom in the movie. Though the final product was messy as it is, it’s still a decent movie.

P.S. this is all Sony’s fault. Sam Raimi had no intentions for venom. In a recent interview, he says that he “never understood the character”, which is totally reasonable. Please don’t blame my guy Raimi by being a dickhead.
Person 1: Yo, have you seen Spider-Man 3?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awful.
Person 1: Yo bro, there were a lot of great moments in the film and you still think the movie is plain awful?
Person 2: You know what, I changed my mind. Spider-Man 3 was decent. It’s just the studio that I hate. I feel bad for Raimi though... great filmmaker.
by RockBroccoli101 August 26, 2019
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Spider Shake

The spider shake, mostly used by teenagers, is the act of picking up and violently shaking an article of clothing before wearing to remove any spiders which may be hiding inside. This is necessary if the article of clothing was stored in a particularly messy place.
Mother: "Alex! I just saw a brown recluse crawl out of that pile in your closet, be careful getting dressed!"

Alex: "it's fine, I always use the spider shake."
by Anata Odoroku Baki Mite October 1, 2009
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spider twerk

the act of twerking with your feet on the wall and your hands on the ground.
Barb: Hey Zoey do you want to see me twerk?

Zoey: Haha that is lame compared to spider twerking.
by glutenfreepizza January 4, 2014
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Spider roach

A man who’s name is usually Miguel.

Man who is obsessed with dead creatures, and is usually emo.
Oh my god, I saw Spider Roach and his odd dead friends
by Gay fruit April 6, 2023
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Spider Paw

When a person cups the male genitalia with their hand, massaging the genitalia with their fingers mimicking the movements of a spiders legs.
Tina placed her hands down Travis's pants, grabbed his junk giving him some spider paw.
by ROBO113 April 21, 2014
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Spider Webb

Spider Webb, also known as Rhys Webb is hailed as one of the five saviours of punk! Spider Webb is the keyboardist/synthesizer from british band the horrors, he's stage presence is never ignored nor is his performance forgotten!

Being a horror he is known for his fantastic unique personal style, he comes bearing skinny skinny skinny jeans, vest, blazers, berets, his famous bowl cut hair and all things black

He is also in his own group "Spider and the flies"
Who's the horrors keyboardist?

Why, it's Spider Webb!
by winning days January 26, 2009
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