Shanghai Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.

Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.

by Dirty Chaos April 10, 2018

shanghai pacifier

When a slut is giving you head, put your thumbs on the corner of her eyes and move the skin to make the girl look Asian

I made that slut a shanghai pacifier last night.

by Dickpool69 November 23, 2016

Shanghai Slugger

Much like the Bucking Bronco only with Asian women and a Louisville Slugger.

Did you hear what Marco did to that chick last night?
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.

by xI extremist Ix September 29, 2008

Shanghai

The Shanghai is a rare object who is available to protect you against the bullshit of Reddit, TikTok or other repulsive content. Now days, Oompaville is the owner of it. He needs that protection.

The Shanghai is the new aluminium-paper-hat

by Se-n-pai August 8, 2020

Shanghai Stroke

Stroking your dick until completion with chopstick.

Last night I was doing the ol’ Shanghai Stroke

by 5maorwhoppers May 2, 2025

Shanghai

(Verb)
To put by force or threat of force into or as if into a place of detention.

(Adjective)
Used to describe when the solutions are worse than the problem itself.

“The two groups were shanghaied into signing
the agreement, despite their objections.”

“Environmentalists fear that this is a shanghai
approach to the problem of global warming.”

by Peter P. Devil April 17, 2022

Shanghaied

To have a lot of something.

Can I listen to my music? This floor is shanghaied with scuffs.

by Jacksoncage July 26, 2021