Do not depend on selenas they think everything is a joke they think they are so funny I hate her sm might as while die than to depend on Selena
Person:hey Selena could you help me with homework it's due tomorrow
Selena:yeah sure after I finish this game it'll be over in 30 minutes
*The next day*
Person:WTH SELENA MY HOMEWORK IS DUE IN 10 MINUTES AND I DID NOTHING
Selena:HAHA GET PRANKED LMAO
Person:ITS NOT FUNNY IM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE IF I DONT TURN THIS IN
Selena:CHILL OUT ITS JUST A JOKE
Selena:yeah sure after I finish this game it'll be over in 30 minutes
*The next day*
Person:WTH SELENA MY HOMEWORK IS DUE IN 10 MINUTES AND I DID NOTHING
Selena:HAHA GET PRANKED LMAO
Person:ITS NOT FUNNY IM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE IF I DONT TURN THIS IN
Selena:CHILL OUT ITS JUST A JOKE
by Everyoneofyousucks December 02, 2021
A Selena will initially captivate you and hold you spell bound. Over time however a Selena will usually reveal herself to be untrustworthy. Selena is a Vulcan term for thief.
by Meansyouandme September 15, 2022
A girl that has a good emo avatar in Roblox. Is kind in real life but is kinda rude. She likes bedwars but sucks at it. But is good at the mode called Gun Game.
by Bozo #100000 May 04, 2022
A selena is a gun, preferably a pistol or an uzi, used for home invasion hits and alleyway hits. Made popular by St. Petersburg, Florida rapper YungBeanFarmer
Lil Squirr: last night T-Bradd met my selena
Funk: oh so u was the one that clocked him
Lil Squirr: yea ofc
Funk: oh so u was the one that clocked him
Lil Squirr: yea ofc
by Swagg_Dinero December 28, 2020
I'm so happy about selena gomez finally she got first nomination in Grammy I'm so glad about her she's a incredible person and singer too they already organised mental health issues to help to get back own self.....hi urban dictionary it's me Salman Khan now I'm happy to subscribe your news channel,
I'm so happy about selena gomezfinally she got first nomination in Grammy I'm so glad about her she's a incredible person and singer too they already organised mental health issues to help to get back own self.....hi urban dictionary it's me Salman Khan now I'm happy to subscribe your news channel,
by Itz_salman__o_O November 24, 2021
The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.
toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)
by fetishgio August 24, 2020