A person or persons who will ruin your brain by inflicting a state of mental trauma through the process of obscene imagery and foul language.
Chaotic Seekers: “They are a real chaotic seeker. If you know what’s good for you stay away unless you are masochistic.”
by Celery4UrBrain July 19, 2022
Get the Chaotic Seekersmug. by guardian sucker October 24, 2020
Get the guardian seekermug. A person who surfs the internet looking to post inflammatory messages in the hopes of starting a heated argument whose only purpose is to get you mad and hot.
I've learned from experience, after wasting days in Internet debates, how to spot a flame seeker; they just post whatever they think will piss you off without having a real opinion on the subject.
by Achilles_ny September 8, 2015
Get the flame seekermug. Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. Someone (usually male) who derives pleasure from making themselves noticed by people around them.
Both online and in the real world, attention seekers are everywhere. Sometimes you love them other times you want them dead.
See Exhibitionist, a synonym
Both online and in the real world, attention seekers are everywhere. Sometimes you love them other times you want them dead.
See Exhibitionist, a synonym
Me: look this guy said his birthday is tomorrow, I would love to get him something.
My friend: But he said last week Friday was his birthday also! What a pathetic attention seeker!
My friend: But he said last week Friday was his birthday also! What a pathetic attention seeker!
by DavidandIsaac January 1, 2021
Get the Attention seekermug. A person or entity that provides little to no value while seeking to take/extract as much value from others; a burden on society as a whole.
Highly similar to a mooch or a leech, they thrive off owning something scarce that other people need; this provides a position of which negotiation is a mere formality.
Rent seekers are intrinsically "valued" more than a mooch or a leech though, prized by much of business and criminal culture for their innate ability to treat people like numbers and maximize cost to benefit ratios. For this reason, a "rent seeker" does not exclusively mean someone who literally owns property and seeks rent.
Highly similar to a mooch or a leech, they thrive off owning something scarce that other people need; this provides a position of which negotiation is a mere formality.
Rent seekers are intrinsically "valued" more than a mooch or a leech though, prized by much of business and criminal culture for their innate ability to treat people like numbers and maximize cost to benefit ratios. For this reason, a "rent seeker" does not exclusively mean someone who literally owns property and seeks rent.
"My landlord won't fix the hot water and is upping my rent anyways! But all the other places I check out are also moldy or broken and cost even more! Goddamned rent seekers!"
by Outline2163 February 3, 2023
Get the rent seekermug. The Harem Seeker is a character who is openly trying to date and/or marry multiple Love Interests as part of a scheme to have lots of attractive partners all to themselves.
"Two girlfriends will only end up fighting with each other, but twenty girlfriends will become competitive, and the target of their rage will be directed toward each other, not me. Always works for me."
-Kuze, "A Fairy Tale of the Two"
"Two girlfriends will only end up fighting with each other, but twenty girlfriends will become competitive, and the target of their rage will be directed toward each other, not me. Always works for me."
-Kuze, "A Fairy Tale of the Two"
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
Get the Harem Seekermug.