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secreting

following the tenets of the book "The Secret" *cough* garbage *cough*
Ever since I started secreting I've become a TV star, I found my soulmate, you saw how flat Gweneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars —I visualized all of that!
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Trumpet section

The section of the marching band that hates everyone in that section. We also are the loudest, and talk when we aren't supposed to. We are lazy and make crude jokes. Even the section leader acts like the rest of the trumpets.
That trumpet section can never shut up when we are learning out drill spots
by MarchingBandKid April 25, 2016
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Trumpet Section

Only the most incredible section for bands in the universe!!!
Omg... The trumpet section is so amazing like wtf
by ZE Burrito July 15, 2016
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the section

place at high school where all the potheads smoke up and blaze. also many fights take place there. Usually a distance from the school
lets go smoke up in the section on third lunch u dirty mofo
by rocker666 May 15, 2006
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Flute Section

The Flute Section is usually filled with girls with a few guys. Usually loud, outgoing, and obnoxious. Band directors tend to not like them but they dont care. Flute Sections usually have a high population of LGBTQ+ people. All girls in the flute section are somewhat hot and all FREAKING FABULOUS.
Flute 1: OMG GUYS!!!!! THE TRUMPETS ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN.

Flute 2: You have a flute. Use it.
Flute 3: Guys, im gay.
All Female Flutes: We know.
All Flutes: God I love the Flute Section.
by FireDuckDefinitions July 27, 2017
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Percussion Section

An asshat customer standing at the counter of your place of business who drums their fingers, jingles their keys, and/or otherwise taps on the counter to indicate 1) their asshat presence, or 2) their asshat impatience, or 3) their asshat importance. Generally accompanied by asshattery.
"Hey Trish, can you go check on the percussion section over by the cash register?"
by reapre May 19, 2010
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erection section

top shelf of a newsagents
by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003
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