A male 18-30 years of age living in or around the city of Provo. Typically a return missionary who spends his post mission life as a D-bag. He will find any way to get around the Mormon church's guidlines on sex while still not actually having sex (Look up Provo push or Provo soak). Will either avoid marriage until his parents threaten stop paying for school or will immediatley marry some dumb 18 year old after he gets off his mission. He will usaully find a job selling security systems making nothing of his life while wasting his parents money at BYU or UVU. If he goes to UVU he will say something like "I chose to go here because of BYU's honor code, not because of open enrollment.". Typically will show up to dance parties shirtless while wearing Ed Hardy sunglasses inside. These men almost always congregate around the arlington, belmont, and alpine apartment complexes looking for sluts. When they park their BMW's that their parents gave them as a coming home present from their mission they generally take up 3 parking spots. Typical conversations with his All Star Bro's will generally include one of three topics: Their workouts, muscles, and how many chicks they have hooked up with. These conversations tend to be as loud as possible and in front of as many girls as possible. A variation of the All Star is the hipster who always wears mocasins and buys literally all of their clothes at the DI (the Mormon version of value village) even though they are not poor.
Gold's Gym member #1: Hey who's that guy taking pictures of himself on his phone while doing curls next to girls in the the zoomba class and wearing a deep v Ed Hardy cut off and Monster hat?
Gold's Gym member #2: Oh dont mind him. Thats just the local Provo All Star. He's looking for an ego feed.
Gold's Gym member #2: Oh dont mind him. Thats just the local Provo All Star. He's looking for an ego feed.
by The real Wolf Pack July 19, 2011
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by The_Dark_Side May 14, 2005
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It's not the east or the west side
no it's not!
it's not the north or the south side
no it's not!
it's the dark side
you are correct.
what is thy bidding my master?
it's a disaster! skywalker we're after
but if we can turn him to the dark side...
yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another dark jedi!
he will join us or die.
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
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and you know that we got it(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)...
"Luke, get your ass over here and quit monkeyin' around with that damn landspeeder? where those two droids i asked you to clean? did you clean your room?"
Uncle owen, i know i'm on probation
i cleaned the droids can i go to the toshi station?
i got a layaway on a power converter
but now you're treatin' me like a scruffy nerf herder
Luke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
LUke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
I'm Yoda, i'm a soldja
I'll mold ya then i'll fold ya
I thought I told ya
Dont be unwise judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Watch the x-wing rise!
Yoda, why you bein a playa hater?
You know that i still must confront lord vader
but Luke, not ready are you
But theres a city in the clouds where theyre keepin my crew
a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do
so vader, i'm comin for you
"yeah, thats right r2. i just set a new course. we're goin to cloud city. *sip* aaah... thats a mighty good gin n tonic R2. why dont you mix me another?"
Impressive, now release your anger
You mustve sensed that your friends are in danger
Ohhh, whyd you slice off my hand??
It's imperative that you understand
Obi-wan would never bother
To tell the truth about your father
He told me enough! he told me you killed him
Then there's something i must reveal then.
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
It's not the east or the west side
no it's not!
it's not the north or the south side
no it's not!
it's the dark side
you are correct.
what is thy bidding my master?
it's a disaster! skywalker we're after
but if we can turn him to the dark side...
yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another dark jedi!
he will join us or die.
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)...
"Luke, get your ass over here and quit monkeyin' around with that damn landspeeder? where those two droids i asked you to clean? did you clean your room?"
Uncle owen, i know i'm on probation
i cleaned the droids can i go to the toshi station?
i got a layaway on a power converter
but now you're treatin' me like a scruffy nerf herder
Luke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
LUke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
I'm Yoda, i'm a soldja
I'll mold ya then i'll fold ya
I thought I told ya
Dont be unwise judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Watch the x-wing rise!
Yoda, why you bein a playa hater?
You know that i still must confront lord vader
but Luke, not ready are you
But theres a city in the clouds where theyre keepin my crew
a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do
so vader, i'm comin for you
"yeah, thats right r2. i just set a new course. we're goin to cloud city. *sip* aaah... thats a mighty good gin n tonic R2. why dont you mix me another?"
Impressive, now release your anger
You mustve sensed that your friends are in danger
Ohhh, whyd you slice off my hand??
It's imperative that you understand
Obi-wan would never bother
To tell the truth about your father
He told me enough! he told me you killed him
Then there's something i must reveal then.
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
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