mr spliff

the {embodyment} of smokeing {bud ,reefer, pot, weed} buring the green is his sole goal in life besides getting money and stacking green.

mr spliff was smoking the g bong the other day while slanging some bud to a consumer.

by jeff greenberg jr February 04, 2009

spliff brain

Someone who smokes weed non stop

Woah bro your such a spliff brain

by Lm1815 June 24, 2018

bill a spliff

Roll up a joint

Ay, lets bill a spliff and smoke this benner (10 british pounds worth of weed which is enough for one joint)

by potbellyboy May 19, 2016

spliff mood

to be in the mood to smoke a spliff, a.k.a. blunt/bleether

"I'm in a spliff mood, dawg, i needa smoke."

by S.K.W.I.D. October 05, 2009

langstone spliff

the act of smoking the weed as inconspicuously as possibe , involving carfully emptying out a ciggarette , mixing the backy with the strongest but moderetly priced weed that you are in possesion of , then mixing it with the backy and ramming it back inside the ciggarette to complete the process

alex fisher : fuckin hell boys i had a well strong spliff walking 2 mcdonalds yesterday to get me sis a McChicken sandwich extra value meal i got away with it because i rammed my draw in a langstone spliff nd i got so wrecked , got a fag or sum cash 4 sum food ?

by the anal penortrator October 04, 2005

Spliff oath

An expression of complete agreement, deriving from the original 'fuckin oath'

-If i could just have one toke of that Billy Bong THornton
-yeh Spliff oath

by The J November 17, 2004

Spliff-Airport

An occurence of which 3 or more lit spliffs are passed at the same time.

*Dom passes to Alex.
Alex passes to Scott.
Scott passes to Ilyess.
Ilyess passes to Dom.

All exclaim loudly 'SPLIFF-AIRPORT!'

by Frakture March 17, 2011