Standing up in bed with your significant others genitalia inside yours or vice versa, and the body slamming them like prime WWE.
by Catbereee May 1, 2025
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After leaving Wang Tung Massage Parlor in downtown Sacramento Tuesday afternoon, Kevin drove along the sidewalk throwing garbage out of his Ford Tempo while smoking a half used menthol he found on his dashboard.
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