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Romanian Airplane Pillow

When you grab her forehead and press it against your balls, and then your balls will wrap around her neck to form a neck pillow
Bro, the other day I was banging this chick and shoved my balls on her forehead and formed a Romanian Airplane Pillow
by Themildones December 15, 2021
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Romanian Flicker Gooning

Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .
I used to be the national champion at Romanian Flicker Gooning !
by SaviAllDogs December 1, 2024
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Romanian Dick Driver

A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to ride over another man's cock.
Wow did you heard?! Andrei the romanian dick driver rode his dick right of!

Yes i heard, it was after a car deal gone wrong in Droeshout!!
by Cmen14 December 30, 2022
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Romanian Festival

Romanian Festival is a definition -- or rather -- a saying of when someone goes absolutely wanked-off drunk at a party, festival, dinner, feast, or any social appearances, it is then afterwards followed by either starting to steal materials or a fine honey for yourself. Normally when you say "on a Romanian Festival" you mean that you were piss-drunk on seven shots of Jack Daniels and two pints of vodka, or whatever alcoholic beverages you have drank.

Romanian Festival also has a second definition which can be interpreted as when you see a group of hoodlums huddled together and look like they're planning the second coming of Christ. Usually when you say "the Romanian Festival came" it would mean that the motherfuckers jumped, robbed then humiliated the victim. Sometimes followed up with getting dumped at a local pub or in the garbage bins in a (semi-) naked state.
First Definition;
Hugh: "Mihai, were you on a Romanian Festival my guy?"
Mihai: "Da. And?"
Second Definition;
Jack: "Yo Adam you heard about what happened to Johnathan?"
Adam: "What?"
Jack: "Apparently the Romanian Festival came to him, now he's streaking through the block in his boxers."
by LocaldudefromyourAldi September 12, 2025
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Romanian Shower

A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.

Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
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Romanian Meat Jancum

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.
Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"
by F3llerHaterZakinator December 12, 2024
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Basic Romanian Girl

Also known as a "bombardiera" she is the average stereotypical Romanian girl. She may act like a normal basic girl, but she has the unique Romanian traits of the same type of girl. She usually hangs out with her male friends, she may wear fake designer clothes. She is a pick me girl. She always posts surveys on her insta story. She vapes and she has a bad taste in music or she has the same music preferences as her bf if she has one. She is very judgemental with lgbtq+ people, people of color or any other human being who is not in her friend group. She usually gossips with her friends, she thinks that streamers are super-cool even if she watches them so people think she is different. She does everything she can to get all the attention from all the boys. She pretends that she loves sports just for clout. She sometimes fakes depression or other mental illnesses
LOOK AT Maria, she is listening to "manele" again and she cracks sunflower seeds all over this place. She is a Basic Romanian Girl
by ailad August 15, 2021
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