Rockstar Nap

falling asleep after a hard night of partying which involved either heavy drug use or alcohol consumption and then waking up in a pool of your own excrement. i.e. vomit, urine, or feces.

Chad: Hey, has anyone seen Russell? he was snorting coke and doing shots all night long!

Matt: He's over here in the corner choking on his own vomit!

Chad: Oh snap! lay him on his side, dude is wakin up from his Rockstar Nap!

by white man in black suit September 13, 2010

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Rockstar Logic

When the train is the only vehicle you can't destroy in GTA V.

Rockstar logic at it's best

by UltimateDoge July 5, 2021

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Rockstar Dysmorphia

One with exceedingly capable Rockstar energy and abilities, who does not recognise this within themselves.

Cure: just grow up and admit it
Common side effects: overwhelming modesty, increased desire for snacks
Rare side effects: bad knees

Sue: "You know that guy, Darren or something like that? Yeah he has Rockstar Dysmorphia apparently"
Tony: "Who?"
Sue: "For fuck sake Tony you never listen to a word I say. This is why I'm divorcing you"

by actual rockstar December 20, 2022

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Rockstar Weekend

The practice of drinking and partying the entire weekend. Starting with after work/school/lecture drinks and continuing throughout the weekend. Sole purpose is to indulge in a lifestyle worthy of a rockstar of the old days: party, booze, bbq, Bacon, etc.
This includes the sacred ritual of a beereals-breakfast and kicking off the day with booze.

A: Hey, what are your plans for the weekend?

B: Dunno, Rockstar Weekend?

A: Hell yeah!

by MrRandomGuy November 27, 2012

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Rockstar Sunday

The time when Rockstar Games got hacked and the unreleased Grand Theft Auto 6 alpha footage was all over the internet. This was presumably the biggest leak in gaming history.

Rockstar Sunday was Rockstar's biggest nightmare

by BakeWithMe September 19, 2022

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