My little cousin, we all see him, he always wears sandals or shoe that could fit Shaquille O'Neil, and hangs out with them fat girls who eat poptarts on the fucking bus even though the seats are burning stinking the whole bus
by Sir Ronathan bortis 3 April 02, 2019
by Nahhhhtakisonlyforrobert September 10, 2020
Robert is the biggest dick hole (mostly from his boyfriend fingering it) you'll ever find in the known universe. Every girl he gets instantly turns lesbian and leaves him. He's sick 98 percent of the time and usually has penal discharge. If he even has a dick. Avoid at all costs. Gives a sick tongue punching the fart box.
Fuck Robert.
by Murtha Fuker September 18, 2018
by Jeffs a faggot June 06, 2005
Fag 1: Hey Robby!
Robert: I said to stop calling me that, I'm reporting you!
Fag friend 2: I told you stop calling him that, he gets triggered.
Robert: I said to stop calling me that, I'm reporting you!
Fag friend 2: I told you stop calling him that, he gets triggered.
by Howboutdat March 02, 2017
A male who is so obsessed with himself and photography that he doesn't realize that those around him cannot stand being around him and only use him for a ride to places. His photography isn't great and he never sends you the pictures. He is also very arrogant even though he has a large nose and a black woman ass.
Sarah didn't send her friends pictures from their graduation, so her friends said to her:
"gosh sarah, you're being such a robert!!"
"gosh sarah, you're being such a robert!!"
by msmsn June 14, 2009