Puerto Rican Tailfeathers

The trail of dark hair between a (usually) Puerto Rican woman's buttocks. A total turn-on if you've ever had the pleasure of bedding a hot 'Rican lady. Really tickles your nose in a 69.
That latina had a thong on at the beach, showing off her Puerto Rican Tailfeathers.
by Eastside Mario November 27, 2003
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puerto rican handshake

Oral sex culminating in testicular punching during ejaculation.
After receiving a donkey pouch from Bryan, Jessica was more than happy to give Bryan a Puerto Rican handshake.
by cabo wabo slobo April 25, 2015
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Puerto Rican chandelier

A CD hanging from the rear view mirror or ny CD hanging anywhere as decoration.. the more CD's hanging the classier the chandelier.
"I don't know how you can drive with your Puerto Rican chandelier reflecting the sun into your face"
by B2nice June 09, 2009
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Puerto Rican Bobby

When you're in the club and you think you saw your Puerto Rican friend Bobby, but it was really just a light skinned black guy.
You: Hey it's Bobby!

Me: No it's not, that guy's black.

You: Oh man, another damn Puerto Rican Bobby
by tyree540 September 26, 2012
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Puerto Rican Pubes

Well trimmed male genital area, similar to Guido Pubes
After her date with Alejandro, Laura was thankful he had Puerto Rican Pubes because she hates hairy cock-n-balls.
by Gavin Rosdale January 09, 2010
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Puerto Rican Nachos

1. (noun, vulgar) -- A customary dish eaten by Puerto Ricans that uses human shit instead of refried beans, on top of a tortilla chip, and usually toped with onions and garlic to fight back the stench. Said dish is most usually eaten as a sexual act.
1. Hey fag , have you eaten the Puerto Rican Nachos recently, or have you just been sucking ass?
by Buttfuckme December 07, 2017
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mexi-persia-rican

Usually female, mexi-persia-ricans are of indeterminable race and often wear skinny jeans that accentuate their muffin tops. They gather in food courts and can also be seen smoking cigarettes outside of beauty school. Usually work as hosts at California Pizza Kitchens. They speak a combination of Mexican Spanish and Valley Girl with strong Polynesian and Middle Eastern undertones. Generally tube shaped and fairly dull.
"I couldn't even get into Forever 21 cuz there were too many Mexi-Persia-Ricans blocking the door."
by stardustfantasy March 10, 2009
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