Award given to those who have made a lasting impact to Kawaii culture. Almost all nominees are filled with weeaboos or 6 to 15 year olds.
Current winners are:
Rune Naito - Father of Kawaii
Current winners are:
Rune Naito - Father of Kawaii
Alfred Nobel's intention of the Nobel Kawaii Prize in his will, along with the other five awards:
"The interest is to be divided into six equal parts and distributed as follows: one part to the person who made the most important discovery or invention in the field of physics; one part to the person who made the most important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who made the most important discovery within the domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who, in the field of literature, produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction; one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses; and one part to the person who crafts a lasting impact on the art of Kawaii culture."
- Not Alfred Nobel, 1895
"The interest is to be divided into six equal parts and distributed as follows: one part to the person who made the most important discovery or invention in the field of physics; one part to the person who made the most important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who made the most important discovery within the domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who, in the field of literature, produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction; one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses; and one part to the person who crafts a lasting impact on the art of Kawaii culture."
- Not Alfred Nobel, 1895
by Anony. Res October 11, 2023
The worst punishment that any living being can endure. Worse than Guantanamo Bay and the death penalty. A circular wheel of prizes that never stops. originates from The Eric Andre Show
by blorgusschlongus January 09, 2021
Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.
After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak
by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017
When a student is studying hard, they get a butter chicken prize. If a student gets the butter chicken prize, the sheer deliciousness of the butter chicken will prompt them to exclaim "MOTHERFUCK!", as yelling "MOTHERFUCK!" is an involuntary reaction to tasting some delicious butter chicken.
This phrase originates from the video "Cooking Curry During College Lecture!", by Fique, in which he says the phrase: "student studying like a hard boy, giving a butter chicken prize", while he is cooking butter chicken in class. This video is also the origin of the "Ding Dong Eat It Up" meme, which quickly blew up in popularity.
This phrase originates from the video "Cooking Curry During College Lecture!", by Fique, in which he says the phrase: "student studying like a hard boy, giving a butter chicken prize", while he is cooking butter chicken in class. This video is also the origin of the "Ding Dong Eat It Up" meme, which quickly blew up in popularity.
by monkeyischonkey October 29, 2024
by kc94kc94 June 20, 2007
The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
by m_piet July 01, 2013
A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding
Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding
Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.
The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.
The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.
The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.
by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019