preston

Someone who goes to bed early. Specifically before 4:20 AM. Also refers to someone who is burnt out after having the munchies and eating a lot of food.

"Dude I think I'm gunna be a preston tonight, I'm really tired and gotta go to bed."

"Wake the fuck up Preston!"

"Are you gunna be a Saturday night prest?"

by smoketreefatreef December 27, 2008

preston

this word is part of a phrase 'Doing a preston' which is used to describe the act in which a male inserts his fingers up the rear-end of a small, south-african, ring-rotted, beaver.

HEY EVERYBODY!! Im Doing a Preston!! Wooohhooooo

by Allahbebackforaquickie June 20, 2006

preston

The protagonist of your class in terms of grades. He is literally untouchable when it comes to grades. God gave him plot armor thick enough to stop Mr. Reilly or Dr. Terranova bad grades. He works and studies very hard and is a professional phantom forces player, despite playing on a laptop that can't run google. His brain has enough ram to join a google meet 272 times. Careful though, because he is the most based person you will ever meet. Don't insult him or he'll call you gay and black as well as offensive slurs for those words respectively.

Preston literally memorized the entire aeneid just by reading it once what the fuck

by helloaeneid December 5, 2021

prestons

Upper class suburb located near surry Hills, contains lots of parks, lakes and mount rushmore. Home to many great people such as K-Fed and K-Rudd. home to the ganger hates of 08' and do not allow povo, cheap ass people to reside in the area.

Omg look at her Prada bag, is she from prestons?

by Tristan <3's Jason January 12, 2008

preston

a little bitch, who doesnt deserve any happiness whatsoever. hes a fuckboy, breaks girls hearts, and uses girls for sex. hes a little fag who is obsessed with his hair and is 3 feet tall. and no one likes him.

" what a faggot, hes such a preston. "

by annonymousperson123 August 3, 2015

preston

A cranky comment of extreme and ridiculous proportions, often used to troll political media.

Comment : No taxes and no government! The only way to eliminate poverty is to make it more painful. Then no one will chose to be poor.

Reply : That's just a silly preston, not an opinion.

libertarian-conservative idiocy commentary

by TheOED May 17, 2014

preston

to be overly aggressive, sometimes in the form of body checking

person 1: (slams child into locker)
person 2: dude. didnt have to go and pull a preston on me.

by kumasi meeks May 24, 2008