Premature ovation

The crowd reaction at a live music event when the act on stage deliberately or inadvertently leaves a small gap before the end of a song, but then plays on, people think the song is over and clap / cheer.

The applause inevitably peters out quickly as the song kicks back in.

Jimmy was so drunk that when the band stopped playing for a second he had premature ovation.

by hararya February 19, 2012

Premature Etypulation

When one types in chat and doesn't take the time to check spelling prior to sending.

Vic was chatting so fast, he started suffering from "premature etypulation" - I couldn't understand his spelling.

by Pamela D December 26, 2008

Premature Chimulation

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.

"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."

by Voiceless Speaker June 27, 2019

premature friending

When a person sends a friend request and you have never met them or you met once, briefly.

Stacy:"Who is Greg Levaweitz?"

Dani: "No fucking clue"
Stacy: (clicks through pics) "Umm, I think this guy is in my chemistry lecture class...I've literally never spoken to him. WTF"
Dani: "omg what a stalker, that's a total premature friending"

by Projectchik July 26, 2017

Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

by HulkSpider March 31, 2021

premature withdrawal

The act of pulling out in expectation of ejaculation that doesn't arrive. After doing so, a male has to decide whether he's close enough to pump it out by hand, or go back in until he's genuinely ready.

The former is the safer choice, because a premature withdrawal leaves the man less trusting of his timing for the rest of the sexual encounter.

I didn't think it was safe to go back in after a premature withdrawal. Fortunately her backdoor was open to finish in.

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

premature handlation

Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.

Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.

by jessymadethis December 27, 2010