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Petty Poetry

Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.
Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.
by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010
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it is pain why do we have to do it in school its so lame
"ok guys we are doing poetry so lets write a sonnet"
Jimmy - shoots himself and the teacher in the head 48 times
by narzan April 11, 2022
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Poetry

I love you is the most beautiful lie

A word you can say looking into my eye

Our story didn't last.
But it's still the best one i know

Tho it didn't last, you really helped me grow

At one point in my life, you were my hero.

is it wrong that i still love you

is it wrong to still be in love with you

I'm still in love with the impossibility of us.

I will always love you, even from a distance

I could never forget your existence

And even if they try i would never give into insistence

How can i love someone new,

when every night i dream about you

You weren't ready to love and i wasn't ready either

We both hurted each other, told our minds they was a keeper

Out of all the lies you told me, i love you was my favorite

I want it all back but I don't wanna seem desperate.

I love you is the most beautiful lie

A word you can say looking into my eye.
this poetry is about a beautiful lie
by Joshua.F May 10, 2023
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Poetry Slam

A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).
Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
by Valefar August 27, 2021
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Canine poetry

Poems or writing that use dogs, other canines, biting and barking as a metaphor.
"I relate to a lot of canine poetry"

"I love you like a dog."

"I will bark about the ache until it goes away, you will not know peace until my skin if off."

"W is for wolf, no one likes him at all."
by Rott.dpunk February 17, 2024
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Poetry personified

Poetry personified
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