When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.
Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
by The GuardianX August 23, 2018

by jjthenumber1bugsnaxfan May 28, 2023

by Bitchydick January 26, 2018

What most Americans are.
They have no respect, no integrity, no sophistication, no knowledge or understanding of anything. And are arrogant and are all scumbags.
They have no respect, no integrity, no sophistication, no knowledge or understanding of anything. And are arrogant and are all scumbags.
by Death Menace March 24, 2023

When an ex goes out of their way to contact you after you’ve blocked them on all other means of communication, just so they can have the last word.
Person A: So get this - 2 weeks after she told him he was dead to her & blocked him, he went out of his way to email her to tell her not to contact him.
Person B: LMAO that’s pathetic AF.
Person A: I know. In one sentence he said he’d like to limit contact to email, and the next said not to contact him.
Person B: LMAO that’s pathetic AF.
Person A: I know. In one sentence he said he’d like to limit contact to email, and the next said not to contact him.
by FrancisP March 11, 2020

Michelle Bird is pathetic.
by Michelle Bird August 17, 2022
