The Panetonne

The Panetonne is a sexual act which can only be done at Christmas time. It is when you tell your partner/lover to sit and close their eyes, as you get their Christmas present. As they are waiting you cum on there face

My boyfriend surprised me on Christmas morning by giving me The Panetonne

by Kenny of Suchness May 9, 2023

Equinox Praetor

Highly trained swordsman named Morgan. which can "block, parry and dodge." And simps for some cultist that wants to summon a big reality consuming spider.

The Equinox Praetor's favorite food/breakfast is coffee and donuts.

by gub. August 25, 2023

VLONE PRAETOR

Every June 24, the VLONE Praetor rises from ash as he releases his relentless fury among the reprobate of cold, known as Andrew Cold. He lurks within the depths of Limbo, an area between the heavens and the sins below. Satan quivers at the mere belief of such a being lurking the same cosmos as him.

Philbert: "I am the VLONE Praetor."

by donovanmcnabb June 24, 2024

A Dolly Parton

A Dolly Parton is a derogatory name to describe someones shift at work. The people who work “A Dolly Parton” are typically white and self entitled people who work in an office all day. They fantasise about what blend of quinoa they’re gonna eat for lunch and will not work any hours outside of 9-5 Mon-Fri. These people are typically found in office buildings. This term originates from dolly partons hit single in the 80s “9 to 5”

Office wanker 1: What shift is Bob on today
Office wanker 2: think he’s on A Dolly Parton
Office wanker 1: He’s currently gossiping out back about Racheal husband
Office wanker 2: Of course he is he loves a bit of Rachael’s pussy

by Officewanker14 October 12, 2023