The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.
Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.
Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.
Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
by Fraser94 March 6, 2016
Get the Papa Tommug. Papa Pimp aka Papa Gimp 2. / (papa ɡɪmp) / noun. US and Canadian offensive, slang a physically disabled person, esp one who is lame. slang a sexual fetishist who likes to be dominated and who dresses in a leather or rubber body suit with mask, zips, and chains. One who wears glasses with hidden cameras and stalks college campuses 20 years after their eligibility status has expired. A long faced fool who looks like a stunt double for the Easter Islands statues and wears church socks pulled to his knees with a matching Wal-Mart Burberry shorts set. Favorite beverage is Mike's Hard Lemonade.
This dude walks around with hidden cameras thinking hes a pimp but hes 49 years old searching for women at walmart to post on Boxden calling himself papa pimp
by Visionvixen.com April 19, 2022
Get the papa pimpmug. It's a Ghanaian name given to a male born on Saturday.
He's a loving guy, who's very determined-when necessary. He gives the best of hugs and kisses. It takes the eyes of a very good person to see his beauty- You can't see it with your normal eyes unless you have a third eye.
He's a very good at relationships, he's like a Joseph - Just give up when he's taken because he's very faithful.
He's a loving guy, who's very determined-when necessary. He gives the best of hugs and kisses. It takes the eyes of a very good person to see his beauty- You can't see it with your normal eyes unless you have a third eye.
He's a very good at relationships, he's like a Joseph - Just give up when he's taken because he's very faithful.
I've got a new boyfriend, If he's not a Papa Kwame, forget him. He's a Joseph, that's OK, they're of the same kind
by black_sun September 6, 2017
Get the papa kwamemug. An incontinent dad , over 50 who can’t control his bowels and shits the bed regularly with a slight unexpected follow through and soiling of his underwear.
My papa caca 💩 the bed 🛌 . Whoops...I did a caca in pants so I hid them in the bin! Oh no, not another caca 💩! No more alcohol for me!
by The cancun shitster August 8, 2019
Get the papa cacamug. Papa Lou is the god of all gods in the Poopalazooka religion. He helped save the islands from the demons, along with Deborah.
by Layway Magicay March 19, 2021
Get the Papa Loumug. by TRUNZ July 14, 2018
Get the Papa zuccheromug. A father who is a senior citizen but is very silly and immature for his age, often times becoming an annoyance.
by JefferiahtheMessiah January 5, 2019
Get the papa squealskinsmug.