See Swiftie.
The level above Swiftie in the Taylor Swift Fandom hierarchy. A psycho swiftie will ruin their relationships to achieve the ultimate goal of "being Taylor Swift", or at least as close as they can.
There are a few ways that you can spot a Psycho Swiftie, you will need your judgement and the boys to help you find one, espiecally if they hide it well.
To find one look for the following signs:
- Identifies with all of Taylor Swifts songs, particularly breakup songs or songs about toxic relationships, and believes all relationships, even good ones, are toxic and relates to a relationship in one of Taylors songs.
- Has excessive amounts of boy drama and tells each new boy that their last relationship was toxic. They will most likely compare their past boyfriend to that of Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. If it is a high level Psycho Swiftie they may even compare their past boyfriend "a Jordan Alford", meaning she most likely cheated on him with or dated all his best friends, and told other girls that he was gay.
Note: A Jordan Alford accuser is a high tier of Pyscho Swiftie. Take care fella's
The level above Swiftie in the Taylor Swift Fandom hierarchy. A psycho swiftie will ruin their relationships to achieve the ultimate goal of "being Taylor Swift", or at least as close as they can.
There are a few ways that you can spot a Psycho Swiftie, you will need your judgement and the boys to help you find one, espiecally if they hide it well.
To find one look for the following signs:
- Identifies with all of Taylor Swifts songs, particularly breakup songs or songs about toxic relationships, and believes all relationships, even good ones, are toxic and relates to a relationship in one of Taylors songs.
- Has excessive amounts of boy drama and tells each new boy that their last relationship was toxic. They will most likely compare their past boyfriend to that of Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. If it is a high level Psycho Swiftie they may even compare their past boyfriend "a Jordan Alford", meaning she most likely cheated on him with or dated all his best friends, and told other girls that he was gay.
Note: A Jordan Alford accuser is a high tier of Pyscho Swiftie. Take care fella's
Scenario 1
"Dude did your girl seriously write a song about your breakup??"
"Yeah man she flew our relationship into the ground to write a song about it"
"Sounds like a Psycho Swiftie to me"
"I should have seen the signs early on, I hope the next guy realises it"
Scenario 2
"Hey are you dating anyone atm?"
"No, hbu?"
"No. my last boyfriend was such a Jake Gyllenhaal so I broke up with him before he turned sour. I even wrote a breakup song about him, wanna see?"
"Uhh no thanks I have to go..."
"Dude did your girl seriously write a song about your breakup??"
"Yeah man she flew our relationship into the ground to write a song about it"
"Sounds like a Psycho Swiftie to me"
"I should have seen the signs early on, I hope the next guy realises it"
Scenario 2
"Hey are you dating anyone atm?"
"No, hbu?"
"No. my last boyfriend was such a Jake Gyllenhaal so I broke up with him before he turned sour. I even wrote a breakup song about him, wanna see?"
"Uhh no thanks I have to go..."
by Matt Sterbater November 25, 2022
Get the Psycho Swiftiemug. A nice person whose niceness is often taken advantage of and who inadvertently is “befriended” by psychos and social leeches where they know it or not.
Damn, John is such a nice guy, is just a shame that he’s a psycho magnet. These leeches are bleeding him dry, and I don’t think he even knows it.
by Jmoneyfresh86 February 8, 2021
Get the Psycho magnetmug. A rare and scary people out to get the world with their minions. Sometimes will tell very many lies in order to gain followers and try to take over the world. That one person you know that creeps you out, but you're not sure what to think of them. The one that seems nice at first, but then gets inside your head and eats away at you until you become just a crazy as them.
The one person that one day will go ballistic.
The person that's a psycho.
And a seed.
The one person that one day will go ballistic.
The person that's a psycho.
And a seed.
David: How are you and that girl doing?
Greg: Oh man, I'm not sure. She's been kind of a psycho seed lately.
David: How so?
Greg: She's been acting crazy and I think she's been lying to me...
Greg: Oh man, I'm not sure. She's been kind of a psycho seed lately.
David: How so?
Greg: She's been acting crazy and I think she's been lying to me...
by whodat?datpsychoseed March 13, 2011
Get the Psycho Seedmug. An Artist Who Is Literally Insane When It Comes To Making Rap Music. Their lyrics contain suicidal messages, very graphic and disturbing tales, and just screwed up in the head rhyming style.
by Funk Legion of Doom March 10, 2009
Get the Psycho Lyricistmug. by mr hill fool August 25, 2006
Get the psycho flipmug. A person who trolls social media to cyber stalk and bully anyone who criticizes Meghan Markle negatively. They are part of the terror group,Meghan Markle is funding and supporting, called the Sussex Squad to carry out cyber attacks on people who talk about her.
by Sussex Squad Squaddie January 1, 2022
Get the Sussex Psychomug. When a person texts another person over and over and over again in a psycho manner, generally occurs when the person doesn't want to talk to the person texting. A form of blowing up someones phone text style.
by Candyland October 15, 2008
Get the Psycho Textingmug.