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Premium

A high premium energy drink
by Ayerton November 13, 2023
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reddit premium

a service that makes you a mega loser forever and make you |lose/never get| friends
A: oh look u/*insert user here* he has reddit premium
B: don't even bother talking to him, he has reddit premium so he must be the king of losers.
by guest75462 February 27, 2024
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Premium Car Privilege

When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.
Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".
by ewanders1 July 6, 2016
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Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
by datagirl July 6, 2016
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Premium wank

When you finger your arsehole whilst wanking, creating double the pleasure
Oh Ewan, I had a great premium wank the other day, it felt so nice
by Harry eade December 26, 2021
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