crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.

Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?

by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021

Snowbird Crud

When the people who live north of Florida come down during season for warmer weather, they bring different viruses with them and the people who live in Florida year round get sick

I thought I had Covid or the flu, but it was just the snowbird crud.

by Kitten829 December 6, 2023

Crud Tag

A cycle of catching, suffering from, and passing along any manner of seasonal illnesses, viruses (cold, flu, swine flu, etc.), or whatever “crud that’s going around”, among the same group of people, usually among family households or small groups of co-workers. Anywhere from 1-4 consecutive games of Crud Tag can be played.

Employee: Yeah I think I got what my my wife and kid just got over, so I’ll try to come in later.
Supervisor: Late?! STAY HOME until you’re better for Chrissakes! Don’t bring your game of Crud Tag into the office!

by WyldOzzy August 9, 2018

Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010

Crud

The less offensive word for CRAP. Never use this word to insult someone, or you'll get shame.

"Oh crud, my salad fell off the table."

by Mistickle December 26, 2023

Crud Bunny

Crud bunny is a slur created by Tyler against black woman. Crud referencing the color of skin and bunny in reference to their liking of white males. The opposite of a snow bunny.

Wow! She’s hooked up with 4 white guys this week, what a crud bunny. When I die, ima go to crud bunny heaven… said no one ever.

by Skibity Orgasm January 8, 2025

crud

SIMPILY REFERRING TO A PERSON BEING MAD,STUPID OR PSYCHOPATH. THIS WORD USED FOR AVOIDING SWEAR WORDS.

ME: "THIS GUY IS ON THE CRUD ."
JACK : "AY YO! IS THIS GUY ON THE CRUD OR SOMETHING?"

by ZAN ZEE December 6, 2021