Crud

When someone wants smoke with ANYBODY. ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.

You saw what putin did to ukraine?! HE IS ON CRUD.

by Foutens212 January 15, 2023

crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017

crud

another named used for marijuana

im about to go smoke this crud.

by toeass November 7, 2017

CRUD Designer

A digital product designer.

A person asks, "What do you do for a living?"

Another responds, "I'm a CRUD Designer - I digital and build interfaces that create, read, update and delete."

by Blinkfish May 23, 2025

Street Crud

The stuff in Donald Trumps ass after a gangbang on the streets of Russia

Man what's that smell is that street crud? Nah man I ain't got that shit Donald does up his ass.

by Stayawayfromme August 6, 2018

Crud

Crud is not what kids in the hood say for “crap” Crud in the hood is simply weed or on some technical shit “marijuana” but when u say Crud don’t disrespect Please refer to Crud as weed.

Damn son I’m outa Crud we finna slide threw homeboy spot and get the package fasho.

by Crud May 21, 2019

Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010