you

1. (n.) one who lives with mother exeeding the age of 30
2. (n.) One who wastes his/her time on urban dictionary, although it is a great site
3. (n.) Not me

YOU just wasted your time reading MY definition that makes fun of YOU

by Anonomous Boi April 18, 2006

That's not you

You can't pull it off. That doesn't look right when you do it. You look stupid when you do that. It doesn't look right on you.

Bob: "I'm gonna go dance with that hot chick over there."

John:"Dude that's not you."

Bob: "why not?"

John:"Because you can't dance."

by LexiInCharge October 27, 2014

You

A person who should upvote this crappy definition.

You should upvote this definition. Right now.

by upsetbean July 3, 2018

You

The person that sucks, taking fun out of the equation

Hey man, why the long face?

You showed up

by Yourself December 24, 2007

you on

An expression used to express your excitement for something happening to someone else.

Friend #1: hey guess what

Friend #2: what?

Friend #1: I'm going over to Linda's tonight to Netflix and chill

Friend #2: get it dude. You on

by Savage King March 14, 2016

it you

A strange combination of two words of the English language. When used in the context of noodles, it signifies it is you who ordered the noodles.

Another commonplace for this word is found during intense ping pong sessions when both players don't give a shit about who is serving and just wanna go home.

Person 1: Is it my serve or yours?
Person 2: I don't fuckin' know! It you!
Person 1: You sure, I think it you.
Person 2: Na, def it you.
Person 1: Whatever, fuck you.

by Urazek May 6, 2018

you are

A Word Copyrighted to Microphone Joe

"YOU ARE" - © MicrophoneJoe 2003.

The best comeback to anything, ever.

"You're so gay"
"You Are"

by Microphone "ceydn" Joe March 21, 2003