ABZ nitty (also known as Gareth) Is a crackhead from Aberdeen, Scotland. Gareth is often seen roaming the streets shirtless and asking people for crack money. Gareth also thinks that’s he’s a soldier- as you can see from a tiktok of him saying “stay tuned to tiktok everybody. I am a fucking soldier”, then he proceeds to do 4 pushups.
Person 1: yo it’s the ABZ nitty!
Person 2: omfg no way!!
Person 1: HEYY IM UR BIGGEST FAN!!
ABZ nitty: I AM A FUCKING SOLIDER
Person 2: omfg no way!!
Person 1: HEYY IM UR BIGGEST FAN!!
ABZ nitty: I AM A FUCKING SOLIDER
by Fanny Flaps 69 July 25, 2023
the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.
pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints
pagan: say less
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints
pagan: say less
by callum everal April 10, 2021
That girls a fitty-nitty.
by Pezsez September 19, 2022
by Hxrizon October 9, 2022
A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.
by Hannahbongtana May 21, 2018
I have the hiccups from nittiness
by Nittinescience August 31, 2021
when you are a nitty ,and you have a never ending cough. Used to describe a cough you cant get rid of if you are a regular tobacco/cannabis user.
by nittylyfe123 May 21, 2017