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Niko

Niko is an amazing person. They are funny and often laugh at their own jokes. They overthink things and get wrapped up in their own head so if you know a Niko, you should check in on them. Despite the fact that Niko is German, they are actually quite kind; so don’t get the wrong impression! Niko enjoys Taylor Swift, cats, and being the smart friend. They also enjoy bland foods, including cabbage, cheerios, and puffed corn.
Did you see Niko today? Yes, he was teaching someone about quantum mechanics.

Are you Niko? No, I don’t like cabbage.
by mikey<3 November 21, 2021
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Niko

A dude. A dude with a passion. A dude with a passion for rats, bastards, and mathematics. Nikos can't resist women with big booties named judy. His favorite motto to live by is "pain is pleasure" and he lives it out daily by training for marathons without compression shorts. Weeks of this have ground his trouser snake down to a nub.
Did you see that guy with a nub running around reading a math textbook? Yeah he was a Niko!
by withacane March 5, 2019
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Niko brother

Niko brother is basically your annoying uncle who wants to do something Sussy to you but is trying to hide it.
by nonbiinaryy March 25, 2022
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niko

What a niko
by EmployedDeodorantUser May 3, 2025
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Based Niko and Kaiden

Niko and Kaiden that are based.
Luis: i am the homosensual and Based Niko and Kaiden are based
by Flameworthy March 23, 2021
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Nikos

Greek person. 100% gay. Doesnt go to training and says poop excuses in order to not get bullied but in the end he always gets bullied. Even sometimes he gets bullied for his appereance as his teeth are similar to a squirrel's smile
cc: nikos says poop excuses again

cc: oh no, what an asshole
by User678266383 November 20, 2021
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niko stefan ikonen

best boyfriend you can ask for
i hooked up with this guy last week, hes such a niko stefan ikonen
by Playboistefan January 11, 2022
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